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Wood you look at that?

Let there be light!

Note: Don't shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Your own little light-up zoo.

Your future is looking bright.

The only way to brighten up your future.

Illuminate your memories.

An action-packed lamp.

Action, Comedy, Romance? You decide.

Light up the dancefloor

A glowing gift.

'Tis the season to sparkle.

Sizzling with style.

Turn your moment into a quirky masterpiece.

Your love shining bright!

Moo-ve over, boring slippers!

A dash of chia-rful vibes.

Drop the beat, not the soap.

Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.

Merry festive flatulence.

Turns your sofa into a life support system.

Toast to a good time.

This dachshund really is a hot dog!