Micro Penis Mug
Small Cock Crockery
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Micro Penis Mug

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Key Features:
  • Swap yer teacup for the D cup
  • A chunky mug adorned with hundreds of tiny penises
  • Phallic pattern is juuuust about subtle enough to get away with
  • Drink from the goblet of knoblets!
More Info:
Micro Penis Mug "What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks."

There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of a Scandi vibe going on?

Best not to overthink it – it's a cup of dicks!
Product Details:
  • Ceramic mug covered in miniature penises
  • Almost abstract and subtle enough to get away with
  • We challenge you tou find a better penis-themed gift for your friends and co-workers!
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 12cm(H) x 11cm(Ø)

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5 /5
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This is brilliant. Such a fun way to enjoy a titillating cuppa
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