Skin-credible memories.

Comically wonderful.

It’s a mood.

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Your favourite anti-stressor.

A bucketful of boogie.

Drop the beat, not the soap.

Wood you look at that?

Note: Don't shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Your own little light-up zoo.

Let there be light!

Action, Comedy, Romance? You decide.

Your future is looking bright.

Illuminate your memories.

An action-packed lamp.

The only way to brighten up your future.

A glowing gift.

'Tis the season to sparkle.

Light up the dancefloor

Your love shining bright!

Turn your moment into a quirky masterpiece.

A dash of chia-rful vibes.

Cooking up some disco fever.

Merry festive flatulence.

Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.

Turns your sofa into a life support system.

Toast to a good time.

This dachshund really is a hot dog!