The most decadent penis you’ll ever have.
- The best 7 inches of your life.
- Chocolate penis made from ethically sourced cacao beans.
- Made in a nut-free facility, ironically enough.
If you’ve ever been disappointed by 7 inches, you’ll be happy to know that the Chocolate Willy will never disappoint you. It’s made from chocolate cacao beans that are ethically sourced from small farms in Ecuador, which are then hand-ground and melted to make a solid 7 inches of deliciousness.
Whether you want to tell someone to eat dick or you’ve been going through a dry spell yourself (a chocolate dry spell, that is), the Chocolate Willy is the perfect gift for anyone. It is, ironically enough, made in a nut-free facility and it comes in a nice box, too, for extra oomph.
Please, for the love of all that is hole-y, do not consume it through any other hole than your mouth.
- 7-inch solid chocolate willy.
- Made from cacao beans that are ethically sourced from small farms in Ecuador and then hand-ground and melted.
- Comes in a box.
- The best 7 inches of your life.
- Chocolate penis made from ethically sourced cacao beans.
- Made in a nut-free facility, ironically enough.
If you’ve ever been disappointed by 7 inches, you’ll be happy to know that the Chocolate Willy will never disappoint you. It’s made from chocolate cacao beans that are ethically sourced from small farms in Ecuador, which are then hand-ground and melted to make a solid 7 inches of deliciousness.
Whether you want to tell someone to eat dick or you’ve been going through a dry spell yourself (a chocolate dry spell, that is), the Chocolate Willy is the perfect gift for anyone. It is, ironically enough, made in a nut-free facility and it comes in a nice box, too, for extra oomph.
Please, for the love of all that is hole-y, do not consume it through any other hole than your mouth.
- 7-inch solid chocolate willy.
- Made from cacao beans that are ethically sourced from small farms in Ecuador and then hand-ground and melted.
- Comes in a box.
